• You can explain where the P90-X acronym comes from.
• You can recite Tony Horton quotes on the spot. Not only that, but you’ve got his voice down, too. Here are some gems:
“Making Gumby look like the Tin Man.”
“Don’t smash your face!”
“German potato soup (in a sappy german accent).”
“Do your best and… forget the rest!”
• You wonder where you can get a copy of “Downward Dog Magazine”.
• You know that there’s exactly a one minute interval where Tony manages to remain quiet throughout the entire set of videos.
• You know the assistants (on and off video) and have given them nicknames:
Pam, The Blam.
Phil, the Smart-ass.
Dreya “thanks for your painful contributions to P90-X” Webber.
Karen, the Pot-stirrer.
Sophia, the Chiclet teeth girl.
The Horton Triplets: Tony, Bobby and Joe.
• You’ve made a made a drinking game for whenever…
… Tony hits on Dreya.
… Katie moans in agony.
… someone does huggers and shakers.
… someone makes an “X” symbol with their arms.
… Tony says he’s “done chattin’.”
• You know that banana-boat is more than a tanning oil brand; it’s something much more painful.
• You get withdrawals when you miss a workout.
• You find yourself excited when finding other P90-X users and talk for hours about it, forgetting the dance altogether. You’ve become a walking salesman for it.
• You’ve bookmarked beachbody.com, even though you’ve never visited the site.
• You equate the “modified” moves as the loser moves.

*sigh*, I’ve thought too long about this.